People tend to obsess over the start of new things. When I get a new book, I can definitely be described as “obsessed” with it. I get to turn pages with eager hands, view the words through thick reading glasses, and absorb and analyze ideas I’ve never been … [Read more] about New School Year, New Opportunities
Opinion
Uni vs. Multiversities
Welcome (back) to Vanguard University! The start of fall semester always buzzes with excitement! We’re delighted to see familiar faces and meet new friends. The atmosphere is electric with the thrill of new classes, new ideas, and the prospect of deepening our … [Read more] about Uni vs. Multiversities
Nobody Puts VU in a Corner
The Student Life Contract is there for a reason. When someone is caught with a drink in hand or a cigarette to lips, there are consequences. When a boy breaks Laguna’s open hours, the Student Care Committee is called to action. When there is dancing on … [Read more] about Nobody Puts VU in a Corner
Administration’s Openness Provides Accountability
President Carol Taylor was not required to host an Open Door Day as a way to hear people’s thoughts and concerns on whatever subject they fancied. But she did. On Monday, March 1, the president’s office saw representation from undergraduates, faculty, … [Read more] about Administration’s Openness Provides Accountability
Shift to Paper: It Won’t Pinwheel You
“No laptops will be permitted in the class.” When I first read these words in my syllabus, I couldn’t help but hear the echoes of the administration. Only Vanguard would prohibit computers and call it progress (RIP computer lab). It seems shocking that a … [Read more] about Shift to Paper: It Won’t Pinwheel You
Charming Mr. F
The boy is mine: When we began this journey, the thought didn’t occur as to who would end up with Mr. F, should he choose to reciprocate our love. Therefore, to adhere to the definition, only one may win the prize. He may have two arms, but only one heart. … [Read more] about Charming Mr. F
Charming Mr. F: Part III
Dear Mr. F, I’m pregnant. If morning sickness means that I wake, dismayed and wounded that my dreams are only the sensations of my slumber; if stretch marks are the insignia that my patience is being tested and my character molded; if the water breaking … [Read more] about Charming Mr. F: Part III
Extra Credit offered for Cheering
Like all good Christians, I am a fan of the Oakland Raiders. I mention this only because there is something going on at Vanguard University that, as a Raider fan, makes my skin crawl.In most of the soccer games I have been to this season, the fans for the … [Read more] about Extra Credit offered for Cheering
Charming Mr. F
Vanguard: let’s be honest. Lady Gaga knows what’s up. There’s been some talk about my emotional and mental stability, and you know, your gossip really burns. Many of you say that my commitment to this relationship--and no, I’m not afraid of defining it that … [Read more] about Charming Mr. F
Charming Mr. F: Part 1
All the single ladies: put your hands down. We. Were. Wrong.I’ve fooled around with Mr. Masquerade, flirted with Mr. What Was I Thinking and even entertained a fling with Mr. Good Enough For Right Now . . . but my momentary adoration was but fleeting dandruff … [Read more] about Charming Mr. F: Part 1